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1. This Pokemon'll cook for you for the rest of your life
Arbok
Eh. Dimitri will get 'im.

2. This Pokemon hates you a lot
Vanillite
I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR BROTHER!!!

3. You share your bed with this Pokemon
Larvesta
Aw, it can keep my feet warm!

4. This Pokemon'll sit on your lap when you are on the computer
Elekid
An electric pokemon at the computer. I sense trouble.

5. This Pokemon is obssesed with you in a creepy manner
Gengar
*hides under covers with plushies*

6. This Pokemon'll join your team and stay on it forever
Blastoise
Blastoise, huh? Could be worse.

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and Painfully
Regice
Hypothermia sounds like a horrible way to die.

8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will clink to you all the time
Parasect
Aww... please don't touch me.

9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from Danger
Seadra
Thanks Seadra!

10 makes me uncomfortable. I skip 10!

I tag whoever wants to do this.

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